People Watching

During my first year of university, there was a very convenient windowsill in the kitchen of my flat that I was able to sit on. I found it very relaxing to sit there and watch people going about their business on campus outside. I meant nothing sinister by it but this habit of mine was seen by some as perverted or creepy. Personally, I see nothing wrong with a bit of people watching.

People Watching

People watching takes great skill
Yes, people watchers got a nerve
For if you seek this simple thrill
You’re soon denounced as just a perv

People eating takes great skill
But people eaters frighten me
For if you seek this simple thrill
I’ll have to live in your belly

Sometimes I like to pretend I’m on a secret surveillance mission