I had actually completely forgotten about this poem (if it can really be called a poem) until I flicked through the notebook of my earliest stuff. I don’t really know where it came from but I thought it was strangely compelling. It also features a truly awful and nonsensical pun.
The Curious Case
How very curious he said
But he wasn’t a cat
So far as I know – which isn’t far
But even a broken pen is write twice a day