The Hot Cup of Tea/The Unfortunate Rat

The Hot Cup of Tea/The Unfortunate Rat

My second week of Julymericks (July + Limericks) features a cup of tea and a rat. Need I say more? Probably. Will I say more? No.

The Hot Cup of Tea

There once was a hot cup of tea
That sat on a grandfather’s knee
It spilled on his lap
So he started to flap
And he made a new life in the sea

The Unfortunate Rat

There was an unfortunate rat
Who trod on a daydreaming cat
The cat’s paw turned blue
He decided to sue
So the rat had to sell his old flat

Histeary repeats itself

Histeary repeats itself

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