The Woman from Crewe/The Woman from Crete

The Woman from Crewe/The Woman from Crete

It’s time for Julymericks! These are Limericks that I post in July! Woohoo! For the first two limericks, I present the tales of two women. One who has a really rough time and isn’t understood by her friends and family, and another who has a great time but ends up dead anyway.

The Woman from Crewe

There once was a woman from Crewe
Who couldn’t say yellow or blue
When all her friends said
You buy everything red
She responded Please help me, I need support with my unique neurological condition that continues to baffle doctors and scientists everywhere

The Woman from Crete

There once was a woman from Crete
Who glued both her hands to her feet
She rolled on the ground
With a terrible sound
Then disappeared into the peat

Fortunately, semi skimmed comes with a green top.                                        Crisis averted.

 

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