IKEA is like the Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory of furniture. Endless hours of my childhood, and those of thousands of others, were spent trying out chairs, beds, bean bags, and all manner of exciting things! And to top it all off, awesome meatballs in the restaurant at the end! Woohoo! However, all good children knew that to stray from the path set out by the arrows was to court danger. This is the tale of somebody who does not heed the wisdom of the IKEA arrows.


I wandered through IKEA
With the bravest of all men
But he disobeyed the arrows
And was never seen again

Lamp a.k.a Frukenshnattlegotrobolotok

Lamp a.k.a Frukenshnattlegotrobolotok


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