Titanic

Titanic

The Titanic will forever be remembered for the circumstances of it’s sinking on 15th April 1912. ‘God himself could not sink this ship’ people exclaimed. So confident were they that there weren’t even enough life boats for half the passengers. They goofed pretty damn bad on this. In the years since, it’s become almost legendary. Many films have been made and countless conspiracy theories have been spread. The most famous film starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet (in spite of the fact that it stars Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet) is, in my humble opinion, one of the greatest films ever made. This is a tongue in cheek tribute to the actual ship and the film. It may sound slightly irreverent but I mean no disrespect by it.

Titanic

The ship of dreams
And custard creams
And overtime for PR teams
The joyful sound of children’s screams
In sunny beams
With bubble streams

It cannot sink
Or hold it’s drink
It never will be painted pink
The captain’s hat will never shrink
It’s made of mink
Or so I think

It’s very nice
And full of mice
The kitchen serves the finest rice
Whiskey comes at a decent price
I’ve drunk it twice
Could use some ice

The best three hours of film and five hours of special features ever made

The best three hours of film and five hours of special features ever made

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